alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…
I HAD NO IDEA WHERE THAT WAS GOING AND I AM NOT HAPPY WHERE IT ENDED UP
endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Treasure Planet (2002)
Dang it, Jim. I’m an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you’re useless!
This movie makes me happy.
Oh my gosh I completely forgot about this picture! My husband was trying to get a good look at her face after I came home the day we got her, and she did this! What a nerd.
Maximillian and his sister Valerie are growing up so fast. Soon they’ll be off to a wildlife centre in France ♥
OH MY GOD PRECIOUS BABY
how do children EXIST
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
No don’t fuck the customer that might get you fired.
"Might" get you fired