To the sky

officialfolgers:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

I HAD NO IDEA WHERE THAT WAS GOING AND I AM NOT HAPPY WHERE IT ENDED UP

swishyhair:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Treasure Planet (2002)

Dang it, Jim. I’m an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you’re useless!

This movie makes me happy.

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

i-m-obnoxious:

Oh my gosh I completely forgot about this picture! My husband was trying to get a good look at her face after I came home the day we got her, and she did this! What a nerd.

i-m-obnoxious:

Oh my gosh I completely forgot about this picture! My husband was trying to get a good look at her face after I came home the day we got her, and she did this! What a nerd.

a-fuckmothering-werewolf:

tylerthecreateur:

Maximillian and his sister Valerie are growing up so fast. Soon they’ll be off to a wildlife centre in France ♥

OH MY GOD PRECIOUS BABY

a-fuckmothering-werewolf:

tylerthecreateur:

Maximillian and his sister Valerie are growing up so fast. Soon they’ll be off to a wildlife centre in France ♥

OH MY GOD PRECIOUS BABY

sushinfood:

how do children EXIST

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

skepticarcher:

Dragonmom. <3

skepticarcher:

Dragonmom. <3

dreamwurks:

toothlessloveshiccup:

stinxherrick:

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

Fuck the customer

No don’t fuck the customer that might get you fired.

"Might" get you fired